Friday, January 2, 2009

Asmara

Ever heard of Shutter Gazina?

You may not have heard of Shutter Gazina. But you might have seen him, in reel or even real. No, it's not that he has a screen name, but this is how street urchins in Asmara, Eritrea, knew him, 20 years ago.
Eritrea is now a separate country, having seceded from Ethiopia. But I believe street children, including beggars, in its capital Asmara's streets still crowd around and try to befriend Indians by delivering Gabbar’s dialogues or simply mentioning names of Amitabh, Chassis Kaapur (Shashi Kapoor), Darmendra (Dharmendra). No prizes for guessing what they called Shatrughan Sinha, though I do wonder how they pronounce Hrithik’s name, or which Indian stars they are crazy about now.
In those days, most Eritreans (then Ethiopians) could sing songs from Hindi films, and a neighbour even asked my parents if they had sung songs and run around trees before tying the knot. Another neighbour could speak perfect Hindi, picked up from the movies.
Eritreans loved Indians because of ours songs and films. They also believed that we NRIs were there because India was a poor country where none could afford a proper meal. My father tried to help me dispel this opinion of theirs with pictures and reports from India that the Indian embassy provided us.
But they were either not wholly convinced that India actually manufactured automobiles and aircraft and had sent satellites and a man to space, or were not willing to lose the debate early. But then, if I was treated as a poor boy from India in Eritrea, I was a “Junglee African” for cousins and classmates on returning to India.
Some Eritreans found Indians funny. At my father’s workplace some Eritreans had come up with a joke on Indians that went like this: An Eritrean tells an Indian, “You Indians shake your head a lot while talking.” The Indian reacted with outright denial. “No, no, no, no,” he said,each ‘no’ emphasised with a shake of the head.
A visit by then Ethiopian leader Mengistu Hailemariam to India was one of the best days of my stay in Asmara. Coverage of his India visit on TV made my friends change their opinion, but they then started assuming that India was a land of skyscrapers and three-wheelers.
There were no English-medium schools in Asmara, so I first joined an Ethiopian-medium school. My stay there (less than a month) was too short for any memory to register at age 5. Even before I had figured out how to learn the regional language Tigrigna and national language Amharic, I got admitted to an Italian-medium school. Ethiopia had been an Italian colony once, so it had a sizeable Italian population and Italian was the third language after Amharic and Tigrigna.
Worried at the lingual turmoils I was being subjected to at such a tender age, my father accompanied me to my classroom on my first day at the Italian school. But the elderly Italian lady, who was to be my teacher, put him at ease when she welcomed me with a peck on my cheek.
To help me with my Italian, she invited me to her place on weekends where she gave me free lessons. I was soon a favourite with her retired husband, who would wait for my lessons to get over so that he could show me his garden.
All my classmates were either Italians or Ethiopians of mixed Italian-Ethiopian parentage. There was also a girl who had a British father and an Italian mother. For a short while in Class II, I had an Indian classmate, who had been my best friend before becoming a classmate. On learning that we were friends, our teacher made us sit next to each other. But when my father visited school the next time, she complained that the two of us talked a lot in class. My father suggested that we be made to sit separately, but she said she did not have the heart to do that.
In all the memories I have of Asmara I am wearing a sweater or a jacket or a coat. That’s because Asmara, at 2,325m above sea level, is cold round the year. Its dry climate ensured that there was no snow. In fact there was no rain either. The famine in that part of the world is well documented.
Once, in 1985, there was a hailstorm and it took three days for all the ice to melt. Bad for me, though, I was laid up in bed with a fractured leg and could only hear the noise of cars running over roads layered with hail.
We had a bathtub that we used to hoard water, which arrived in a tanker before it was fetched all the way up to our second-floor house in pails. Thanks to the cold and paucity of water there, it took me a while to get used to taking a bath every other day after returning to India.
Another thing that I remember about my stay in Asmara was the curfew there after midnight. There was a secession war going on between Eritrea and Ethiopia. If we went to a party, we ensured we were back at home by 11.30 pm. Only armoured vehicles and tankers ruled the streets by night and gunshots announced it was not safe to venture out. In fact, the siege at the Taj in Mumbai in 2008 reminded me of a similar 24-hour operation near our home there.
But despite an ongoing war, I never felt more secure in my life elsewhere. Credit goes to the disciplined people of Asmara. Sample this. Asmara University, where my father worked, had strict rules. Office vehicles could leave the premises by producing an official permit, which had to be returned when the vehicle returned. One day my father had left the premises in an office car when he realised he had forgotten something. So he had to return. After collecting his stuff when the car was leaving again, the guard at the gate asked for the pass. My father told him that he had returned only to collect something. But the guard just smiled and said, “The pass”.
At that very moment, my father spotted the person in charge of issuing passes, a friend of his.So he requested him to tell the guard to let him go. But even the friend smiled and said, “He won’t let you go even if I tell him. Let’s go to my office and issue you a fresh pass”.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

A father is born..


Child is the father of man, but you don't realise it till you are a father yourself. A father is born when he queues up at the nursery to take a peek at his own child. He sees total strangers visiting relatives at the hospital take some time out to take their children to view babies at the nursery. The kids remark about how the baby looked at them, coughed, cried, smiled. But you have to await your turn after the little ones have finished admiring your latest creation. And when your turn comes, all you get to see is that your baby is sleeping soundly. And yet, you want to stand there forever. Till you are told that it's now past visiting hour.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Honeymoon tales, Jan 2007


Shooting from the lip
Gangtok’s a paradise for honeymooners, not to forget tourists. People just won’t bother you and their frankness could unsettle any man from the plains.
A colleague and his newly married wife on honeymoon there wanted a passer-by on the street to capture them in one frame with their camera. “Not possible,” said the Gangtok lad, even as his girlfriend stifled a giggle. Our couple were clueless as to what could be the reason. Maybe photography was forbidden there. But, in a Gangtok garden? In what is easily one of the most peaceful cities in the country? Encouraged by the smile on the Gangtok man’s face, our man asked him if photography was banned there. “No,” said the man, with an apologetic look, while his companion finally giggled. “The problem is I don’t know how to handle a camera,” he added.

Hand-not-in-glove
It’s so cold at Nathula, you can’t take your hand out of your glove. And for any reason if you do, the wind is sure to blow it away. It has its advantages, though. You can come back home and tell your friends, “This glove of mine had entered Chinese territory.” There’s more you can say. “A Chinese soldier fetched it for me. He stopped by across the fence for some small talk while taking a look at my Canon camera. ‘Good camera’ he told me”. That’s enough to make you take a second look at your camera, a more careful one, until you come across a marking you had not noticed earlier — Made in China.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Seven Years in Kolkata



I never realised I would miss Kolkata. Because I always thought of different things. The dust and pace of Mumbai clouded all thoughts, smells and visions that Kolkata brings to the mind. But an email from Kolkata changed all that. A photograph of buses plying on a Kolkata street with a caption reading 'Are e conductor, bus ta jore chalate bol na...' and another of the Victoria Memorial with a caption 'E baba, Victoria te ja dekhlam na! Ishshsh....' brought alive all those familiar sounds and visions. I suddenly felt I could hear the sounds of buses racing on the Chowringhee. And smell the Pani Puri near AC Market. All other familiar sounds too..
Shayad sab kuch waisa hi hai Kolkata me..
Bas hum wahan nahi hain.
Kolkata tumi kemon acho, Ami Mumbai tey bhalo achi..

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Ten/Ten for Twenty20

Twenty20 or One-Day? The divide is showing in these testing times. If you thought Twenty20 could not hold a candle to good old ODIs, then you possibly have not reckoned with womanpower yet. No, not the cheerleaders who have possibly drawn young blood and hooked them to Twenty20. But the housewife, who weathers the kitchen heat while hubby dear's eyeballs chase every ball on the boob tube. Twenty20 might offer a lot more than cricket, but women are happy their men don't end up spending One (whole) Day in front of the Idiot Box. Some are even hoping it would get further truncated to a Ten10 version.

Monday, February 25, 2008

I am still wondering what blogging is all about..

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Some say a blog is a diary, some say it isn't.
Some say it should be banned, some say it should not be banned.
But what exactly is a blog? I just took a plunge, to find out.
Let's hope I surface...glug glug glug..